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- Power's out in Spain. I go into a Chinese restaurant to ask for water and this fat Chinese uncle, phone in one hand, cigarette in the other, hands me a 100 euro note and waves me away like "go have fun baby". I love my people
- my Chinese mom watches Tarantino movies to improve her English and occasionally she'll practice on me
- not even online prositution is free from this fucking art style
- she finally came! and she's so sexyyy
vintage shopping online is like ritual humiliation - my brother (12) is using my social security number to buy Roblox shares
- i never knew fruit and vegetable shows were a thing before but this makes me so happySome other winners at the Late Autumn show.
- this chinese dating show is all i watched on tv as a child and its fucking hilarious
- Replying to @rs_parasiteHe was wearing a Versace shirt and a big gold watch and his wallet was full of rolled hunnys. When asked he said he owns a restaurant but refused to give the name. Idk if there are triads in Spain but suddenly I've become a huge fan of organized crime
- today i walked around a medieval monastery in the mountains of Catalonia
- this random tourist spot in london thats just a hedge shaped like a dog??
