“I don’t sleep. I have what I like to call a mini-death every 24 hours”
Rupert Hawksley
15.5K posts
Joined February 2011
- “Mate, you really need to apologise to Buckingham Palace” is the hungover text we all fear
- London to Taunton. Nearly £200 with a railcard. £300 without. We are not a serious country
- Trainline here channelling my Dad after I applied to Birmingham University
- Replying to @EJ_McGuinnessCorrect on (a) and (b) but do you honestly think that’s a reasonable price for an open return on the same day? London to Taunton…
- Cracking anecdote from the tea room here via @CharlesWalkerMP in @theipaper inews.co.uk/opinion/the-re…
- Really, really excited to announce that I'll be joining @theipaper as Opinion editor in March. Can't wait to get started on such a brilliant desk 🔜🗞️
- Written by @IanDunt on 3 June: We are watching the slow, painful death of the Conservative Party. Don't forget to enjoy it
- 34 and Mum checking to make sure I look smart on Christmas Day 😩
- 'A Labour-led government is now the most likely outcome of the next general election' Peter Mandelson writes for @theipaper
- Argument with Dad about electronic music. Him: “It’s just pressing buttons, though, isn’t it.” Me: “What, like the piano?” Haven’t seen him since. Done over. Languishing upstairs somewhere.







