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Diet Coke kills your microbiome, Classic Coke kills your liver, Bolivian Coke kills your boredom.
Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
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Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
@runaway_vol
Forbes 90 under 90. Loves @Disney. Interested in @GoldmanSachs
building @markets_sh & @perchpad
**literally a dude**
Joined April 2012
- when a girl likes you, she basically thinks that your potential is greater than your retardation
- I know a girl who suffers from long COVID. She is unable to perform basic tasks and has to take multiple naps during the day. Over a dozen doctors couldn’t help her. The only joy left in her life are the BBQs she hosts, where she gets drunk, does coke, and cooks for 30 people
- when physical labor became optional we invented the gym. we’ll need the same thing for the mind
- the captain has to turn it off when he smokes a blunt. it’s airline policy. passengers must still not smoke
- Replying to @skooookumthe one with lower charge gives its energy to the stronger one, thus improving chances of survival for the species
- men are completely clueless how many girls try to flirt for them every day. their brains got gigafried from tech and we need them to read social cues again
- Replying to @AlwaysInAmericaThis is an unnecessary hit piece. Only the service cars are fords because they need long range, reasonable price and good reliability.
- why don’t homeless people just get a platinum amex for $50/month and enjoy unlimited food and showers at airport lounges?
- btw here is the updated age mapping 30 is 22 35 is 24 40 is 30 50 is 35
- oh wow thx grok, now i can finally have Baroque Obama
