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@sagethetaurus__
canβt touch me like gojo look good in all my photos
Not a single man Iβve encountered has been smarter than me- they wanted me dead
What did you do to make the TL hate you? - people are posting stories that have never posted stories before
- Yall single or dating ?
- when is national one sided crush day
- Replying to @jounilxthey can post the most normal video and I blush the entire time
- Replying to @sagethetaurus__the only men smarter than me are Neil deGrasse Tyson and the homeless man who taught me how to make a phone charger from scratch at Lowes a couple years back
- getting a pedicure and this lady placed my foot between her D cups during the massage
- Replying to @roszzahgirl idk but sign me tf up
- why do men even have birthdays itβs not like they grow up
- matched with this really cute girl on hinge but if we go on a date I feel like Iβm obligated to pay because Iβm 2 inches taller :/
- Replying to @dmndeyesthey hated Jesus because he told them the truth ππ«°
- Replying to @sagethetaurus__I did not realize my man Neil had haters like this
