Fuckkkkkk I had a date in Constantinople but she just texted me that she’s waiting in Istanbul 🤦
Jakob
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Jakob
@sagworm
“please do not follow too closely” -garbage truck
24, Sacramento
Joined April 2017
- white people dont even say shit like "awesomesauce" anymore they just talk about killing themselves
- Well choomf, there's no easy way to say this... Your moomf and I are getting an oomfvorce
- Person: September Onika: Burgers Awkwafina;
- Replying to @nuclearpipebombIt’s probably young adults who didn’t grow up chronically online but recently became chronically online due to the pandemic
