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@salesforcechild
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Dec 4, 2024
    my husband hasn’t posted anything on the internet in years, he didn’t even post photos of our wedding, and he posted this
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Dec 30, 2024
    Everyone has that 1 friend they have this relationship with πŸ”₯
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    @salesforcechild
    Jan 24, 2022
    i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working
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    @salesforcechild
    Nov 27, 2024
    i only recently found out that "raw milk" just means they didn't boil off the piss and shit that gets into the milk from the udders proximity to the bathroom areas ... wow. i thought it was something totally different from the way people act about it
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    Raw milk is unpasteurized milk, meaning it hasn’t undergone heat treatment to kill bacteria like E. coli or Salmonella. Properly collected raw milk doesn’t contain urine or feces, but raw milk can still pose health risks due to possible pathogens. cdc.gov/food-safety/fo… thecattlesite.com/articles/guide…
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Sep 14, 2025
    This image really encapsulates how i have been feeling
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    @salesforcechild
    Jan 8, 2025
    i know that server farms use a lot of water but why does it have to be clean water. why can't we use raw sewage, it's not like the computer is going to get sick.
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Mar 17, 2021
    i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown
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    @salesforcechild
    May 11, 2024
    the way he is shouting in genuine fear is killing me
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    @Bubblebathgirl
    May 10, 2024
    A man just got attacked by a herd of forest cows so he had to use pepper spray on them. Will Democrats now call for pepper spray safety reform?
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    Human Nature
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    Human Nature
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Aug 8, 2022
    me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.
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    @salesforcechild
    Jan 2, 2022
    100 years ago eminem would have been a famous auctioneer
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Nov 12, 2024
    average text conversation between me and my husband
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Dec 6, 2021
    i hope the cube on the moon is something really scary that changes the trajectory of all our lives
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Dec 5, 2024
    Replying to @FollowThisXimo
    researching emperor penguin behaviour in antarctica
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    summer πŸ–•
    @salesforcechild
    Mar 8, 2021
    here we go.
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