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Sam Alberti
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Sam Alberti
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talkin’ ‘bout mountain dews baby
- if he loses this is going quadruple platinum on hereToday in presidential politics
- imagine going out for a fun little community snowball fight only to get home and find that you’ve become the poster child of having a noodle armThe privatized youth baseball infrastructure is ruining America’s throwing mechanics
- if only Democrats could find a politician who appeals to young men but alas…East Village.
00:00 - veep writers room could not have even dreamed of thisMark Robinson forced to campaign with a Trump and Melania cardboard cutout as the GOP nominee continues to ignore him
- this person came in like 7th place at a swim meet and has been spiraling ever sinceTHIS is who was chosen as the U.S. flag bearer for the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Anyone who has ever knelt for the national anthem should be disqualified from this honor.
00:00what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes- I don’t even know how I communicated before the “🫡” emoji
- "wanting to release the Epstein Files is a hoax by the Democrats"
00:28Leavitt on Epstein: "This is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat Party" - me and the fellas when we get our free lighthouse
US to give away free lighthouses as GPS makes them unnecessary dlvr.it/SpgGbm 
what’s the worst tweet/reply of all time- does that say 15 push-upsNEW: ICE expects non-LEO recruits to recruits do 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes. A third are failing the test, posing a major challenge to the agency's efforts to scale up.
