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short king advocate
@samediii_
professional satirist, bi guy w a lowk fagcent 5’0ft btw
Manhattan
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Born August 12
Joined January 2015
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    Jun 26, 2025
    Man having straight guy friends is so funny like why’d he say that
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    Jun 26, 2025
    Replying to @busmother
    Gonna slay pride bother
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    Jan 29, 2025
    Gm to philly & the eagles and to them only
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    Aug 16, 2025
    Me when I was on the London subway if u even care
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    Jun 28, 2024
    Finally found a hotel NYC pride isn’t ready for another middle eastern twunk in a tank top
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    May 25, 2025
    I really dig my new tattoo :)
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    Apr 26, 2025
    Arm day
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    Nov 20, 2024
    Ik a stairmaster hates to see me coming
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    Aug 21, 2025
    Moving fueled by my addiction to white monster 🙂‍↕️
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    Jun 5, 2025
    Sweaty ass chest day fueled by Mitski
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    Jul 29, 2025
    Arm day fueled by white monster 🫡
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    Aug 3, 2025
    Gymmed
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    Sep 22, 2025
    Found these shorts
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    Jun 12, 2025
    Insta hated this one lowkey
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