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#1 samir

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#1 samir

@samir

I tour wild homes. also @zillowgonewild and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

New York City

Joined February 2010

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Apr 30
I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million
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Jun 7, 2023
you know what city never has an air quality problem? roku city
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Dec 18, 2023
Happy fake work week to all who celebrate
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Nov 6, 2016
[at the gates of Hell] Me: [swipes card to enter] Satan: it's a chip
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@samir
Aug 9, 2017
hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won’t play every time u plug ur phone into ur car itun.es/us/hgMOlb
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@samir
Dec 5, 2019
You should be allowed to call up Spotify and explain yourself
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@samir
Nov 26, 2017
Yesssssss
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Aug 4, 2016
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Sep 27, 2016
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Feb 2, 2015
“Hey mom. Yep. I’ll be performing at the Super Bowl."
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@samir
Oct 9, 2018
horse: is ur name liam liam neeson: yea? horse: lol i know u we worked together on a different movie liam neeson: does anybody else hear this horse talking to me
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@samir
Apr 13, 2014
At least your Sunday isn't going like this.
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@samir
Feb 2, 2023
netflix 2015: r u still watching? netflix 2023: r u still at ur parents house?
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Mar 12, 2020
Me at 9pm tonight vs me at 10pm tonight