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Sam Darnolds Burner
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Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks. Sports analysts. Former USC Trojan. 2 time relocation specialist of the year.
Joined October 2014
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Nov 13, 2024
    Professor asked the class if anyone used Cashapp and the one Black girl raised her hand. I mean cmon. Did he need to ask?
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Apr 11, 2025
    $2 beers ya the ump will be hearing from me
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Nov 27, 2024
    Totally forgot what it felt like watching ball with no money wagered. Not a fan.
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Jan 25, 2025
    Is it ok to bully fat friends? I mean he’s eating a caniac for breakfast.
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Jan 11, 2025
    Just got in with this shit
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Nov 28, 2024
    My friend Scott had a great Black out Wednesday!
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @EliXanning27
    Put ur penis in there
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Nov 18, 2024
    Is it obvious I haven’t hit a bet in 2 weeks?
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Dec 5, 2024
    On the road exam. +49.5 point underdogs. Good teams win. Great teams cover.
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    May 5, 2025
    For those wondering the bar is NOT busy at 3 pm on a Monday.
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Mar 3, 2025
    Food for thought? What’s a trend that absolutely died? -silly bands -Nike elite socks -fidget spinners What else?
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Dec 11, 2024
    Replying to @BillyRayLahey62
    Billy the only thing that city has left is the Vikings.
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Nov 27, 2024
    Boots are back on the ground in Tampon Tim’s hell hole: -$10 Zyn -No sports betting -No 30 racks -Under 20 degrees Name a state in the union that’s better. I can name 48. (Wisconsin is still worst)
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    Sam Darnolds Burner
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    Jan 14, 2025
    Anyone hiring?
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