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The San Andreas Fault
@sanandreafault
I'm a faultline that runs through California. Lots of people fear me.
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jun 5, 2025
    I could earthquake the entire west coast and nobody would cover it right now
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Oct 25, 2024
    oh I could make this much more fun
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    Rob Perez
    @WorldWideWob
    Oct 25, 2024
    Biblical traffic tomorrow here in LA.
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jun 10, 2025
    I seem to have gathered a large MAGA following for some reason. Fuck off idiots I voted for Harris and I’ll earthquake all your stupid asses
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Apr 14, 2025
    Just did bitch #earthquake
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    ᶠᵃⁿ In-N-Out Burgers
    @innoutburger_
    Apr 13, 2025
    Tell me you’re from California without telling me you’re from California
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Oct 23, 2024
    I'll take it out either way, dumb bitch
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    Mt. St. Helens
    @MtStHelensWA
    Oct 23, 2024
    If this gets 10K retweets I’ll take out the West Coast
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jun 11, 2025
    I regret some of my posts about @MtStHelensWA last week. They went too far.
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jul 3, 2025
    I think I'm gonna just earthquake everyone out of their misery now
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jan 8, 2025
    I’m going to make this very clear, if you live anywhere north of the 10 and west of the 405. BE READY TO LEAVE NOW. The fire departments have given up on structural protection outside of those boundaries. Please trust your local infamous fault. For Altadena and even Pasadena, do
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Dec 5, 2024
    Earthquake twitter is back bitches
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    May 28, 2023
    and I have a nice crack
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jun 12, 2025
    hoe
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    Mt. St. Helens
    @MtStHelensWA
    Jun 12, 2025
    You know I'm a party animal because I'm always topless 😏
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jul 14, 2024
    Should I…uh…earthquake? Today needs a distraction…
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Jun 10, 2025
    Just a warning shot
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    KTLA
    @KTLA
    Jun 10, 2025
    #BREAKING: An earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 3.4 rattled the coastal Los Angeles County area Tuesday. ktla.com/news/local-new…
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    The San Andreas Fault
    @sanandreafault
    Nov 13, 2023
    alright fine I'll join the party
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    🔥🗞The Informant
    @theinformant_x
    Nov 13, 2023
    ❗🌋🇲🇽 - This is the current situation at the #Popocatépetl volcano in Mexico this morning.
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