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Art Deco Stapler
@sandwichhawk
Refinement. Class. Gentility. Elegencitude. Majesticality. Staples.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @theneedledrop
    Man: "I'm against ethnostates" Also man: "I love Japan"
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    @sandwichhawk
    Aug 3, 2025
    Replying to @horizontalescal and @SandyofCthulhu
    Nobody can invade Britain. Except the Romans, the Vikings, and literally any brown man with a rickety boat.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Sep 3, 2025
    Replying to @Sargon_of_Akkad
    This guy: "Everyone in this country is ignorant and I hate it here." Also this guy: "I'm not leaving."
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    @sandwichhawk
    Apr 4, 2025
    Replying to @ZacB_MN
    Hawaii and Puerto Rico both grow a ton of coffee.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jun 25, 2025
    Replying to @NotHoodlum
    It was the drugs, not the meme.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Sep 2, 2025
    Replying to @greg16676935420
    Brother, I would do it for a half-decent sandwich.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @Anarseldain
    Obviously some immigrants are positive for their host country and some are a net negative, and it's not hard to figure out which is going to be which. Unless we can deal with reality on it's own terms, reality will absolutely crush us.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @JinStim and @theneedledrop
    Japan, in fact, does protect it's ethnically homogeneous population with discriminatory policies with that goal in mind. 🤣 Japan is an ethnostate by your, and every other definition.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Feb 4, 2025
    Replying to @zach_hazard
    Spoken like someone who's never been a small business who has to deal with OSHA.
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    @sandwichhawk
    May 14, 2025
    Replying to @JoeLuckyman209 and @Urban__Tree
    I'd point out that all the alleged "crimes" have turned out to just be naked political persecution, but if you are one of the three people who actually believe that LegalEagle is a truthteller, I'll just be starting an argument. So... God bless, I guess.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @uncledoomer
    I, and all of my friends, listened to Aphex Twin before we ever heard Kid A. Kid A blew our minds just as much as anyone else.
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jan 22, 2025
    Replying to @ill_Scholar
    Missed 2. I read "Tiber" in the first question as "Tigris" and didn't have a good answer. Also, I never knew that the Phoenicians invented the alphabet 🤔
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    @sandwichhawk
    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @SaffronOlive
    I can think of ten really recent ones:
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    @sandwichhawk
    Jan 13, 2025
    20 years ago, homeschool kids were awkward and weird and public school kids were socialized. Now with smart phones, social media, political indoctrination in the public schools, etc. It's the homeschoolers who are well-adjusted and the public school kids who are weird.
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