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Zaven Sargsyan
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Aug 1, 2021
    When you want to fabricate 5000 steps in 15 minutes
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Dec 16, 2020
    [Random loose mRNA lying around in a deltoid] Nobody: Ribosome: let me go ahead and transcribe this Macrophage: Yo, check out this cool spike I found T-cell: wtf is that? Get rid of it. Where’s Bob? B-cell: yes? T-cell: If it ever shows up here again... B-cell: yes mam
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Mar 28, 2024
    … it means they care more about getting things right for you than living in some pretend world where they supposedly know everything
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    Ben Yahr
    @benyahr
    Mar 28, 2024
    When your doctor has to Google something in front of you
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Mar 3, 2021
    Normalize hyponatremia, slowly.
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Aug 5, 2019
    Just saw a group of OBGYNs power walking to the OR, and I thought wow, what they do is amazing. And then I saw a mother walking with her infant and I thought wow, what a cute baby. And then I saw 6 more pregnant women, and I thought wow, this is the 3rd floor not the 2nd floor.
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Feb 17, 2021
    Dear medical students, I was recently in the car of another attending physician, and I found all your pens.
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Jul 16, 2024
    Updated version of ECG Quick Reference
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    The Heart
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    Jul 14, 2024
    🔴 ECG Interpretation Basics Quick Reference 🔹 Rhythm and Rate 🔹 QRS / Blocks 🔹 Intervals 🔹 Axis 🔹 Chambers 🔹 ST/T/Q (Ischemia) By Dr. Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz #CardioEd #CardioTwitter #medtwitter #cvd #ecg #Medtwitter
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    May 30, 2020
    An autopsy is a test and has false negatives like any other test. The pre-test probability that George Floyd died from a 200+ pound force applied to the airways and vessels of his neck for many minutes is pretty much 100%. No test can move that needle.
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Jan 18, 2023
    Ultrasound: “no evidence of cholecystitis” Op report: “gangrenous cholecystitis with extremely friable tissue. Purulent drainage with manipulation of gallbladder.” I've seen this many times. Thread 1/
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Apr 27, 2020
    What’s wrong with this ABG attempt? Thread. On one of the most common pitfalls when doing vascular punctures and other bedside medicine procedures. 1/
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Jul 16, 2021
    First day PGY-1 Me: [orders 30 mEq potassium cause level is 3.7] RN: we don't do 30, we do 20 or 40 Me: oh wow thanks, does it only come in 20s? RN: no it comes in 10s Me: RN: Me: cool, I'll change it to 20, thanks! #TipsForNewDocs : choose laminar flow over turbulent
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Jul 11, 2024
    Laughter is the worst medicine for: - peritonitis - intracranial hemorrhage - intracranial hypertension - open globe - recurrent syncope from critical aortic stenosis - diarrhea
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    Mar 6, 2020
    What’s a stronger regimen of furosemide, 40 daily or 20 bid? I ask this question often on rounds. The answer: it depends. Understanding what it depends ON is really helpful for dosing decisions. Let’s explore. #tweetorial 1/
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    Zaven Sargsyan
    @sargsyanz
    May 10, 2023
    Escape room for physicians where you have to… - Turn off (and on) the bed alarm - Boost a patient in bed - Pull tray table over the bed - Troubleshoot a beeping infusion pump - Silence and adjust alarm parameters on patient monitor - Disconnect tube from an IV What else?
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