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i did the math and everything is stupid
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@schmezi
α° professional dummy α° mediocre human
- iβve romanticized you now what
- inside me are two idiots
- babe wake up, itβs stupid outside
- iβm just a dust particle iβm not supposed to pay bills
- get in pumpkin, weβre going to the patch
- gm to people born in the 1900s only
- daily reminder that this is all stupid and none of it matters
- iβd share my blueberry muffin with you
- fuck healing, go berserk
- ever since i was a little girl i knew i needed coffee
- Masturbate first then see if you still want to go see him. Sometimes youβre just thirsty.
- might stick a fork in a light socket about it
- the right person will tell you when you are being a giant pain in the ass
