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SB
@seyedele
Creo, Ergo Sum. Venture Builder.
Lagos
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Jul 16, 2022
    My wife and I tried to play COD multiplayer yesterday. Shot her in the head while she was still trying to figure out the controls and now she made breakfast for only herself and the kids.
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Dec 15, 2024
    Christ, what kind of phone took this crisp picture?
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    Justin Ugonna
    @JustinUg_
    Dec 15, 2024
    ⭒ Mums birthday tomorrow ❤️
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Jul 16, 2022
    Replying to @seyedele
    Asked for my breakfast and she said why don’t I put on the PS 😣
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Oct 1, 2025
    No matter where you move the “never” to in this sentence, it still makes sense. Try it.
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    LADIPOE
    @LadiPoe
    Sep 30, 2025
    I pray never to be broke again
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Oct 31, 2024
    It used to be jewellery and cars. God.
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    SYDNEY WILLS
    @sydney_talker
    Oct 31, 2024
    T-pain got nothing on me
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Jul 2, 2024
    Omo in my 30+ life, I never ever hear Dangote complain before. Crazy things don dey happen.
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    YabaLeftOnline
    @yabaleftonline
    Jul 2, 2024
    “Nobody can create jobs with an interest rate of 30%. No growth will happen” — Dangote Turns Down CBN's Interest Rate.
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Jun 18, 2025
    Wife owns Northwest Oil, husband owns Providus Bank. What a family bruh 🔥
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Aug 30, 2025
    I’m at this kids party. E get one boy wey I wan employ, I go just wait make e turn 18. They are playing a game where the MC says a letter and the kids run into the crowd to bring an object with the said letter. They called S, this boy go collect e Popsie phone say na
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Nov 25, 2023
    Under what circumstances will I be required to make garri at home?
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    Gracie’s Kitchen
    @Velvetyfoodies
    Nov 25, 2023
    HOW TO MAKE GARRI AT HOME
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    SB
    @seyedele
    May 16, 2025
    Your own is always different. Can’t let people enjoy things.
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    Aproko Doctor Global
    @aproko_doctor
    May 16, 2025
    Chakam everywhere, but you have not chakamed your blood pressure.
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Jan 7, 2025
    Bought my Camry (Big Daddy) in 2018 for N1.75m Sold it (to my friend's dad) in 2022 for N2m He told me yesterday that his dad just sold the car for N3.7m In Nigeria, gravity fit dey go up if you no dey careful.
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Mar 28, 2025
    Na who never rent him own house dey think say curtain and mattress na normal thing.
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Dec 4, 2024
    A person who just finished making payment for a GLE 350:
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    ODINAKA. El Toro.
    @TheAjibolaGrey
    Dec 4, 2024
    Manifesting a GLE 350 ✨ 🕯️
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Mar 9, 2024
    Nothing wey Honda or Lexus wan design wey God never do before.
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