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the elusive sniffer
@shandya
Watercolor enthusiast. I tweet mostly in Indonesian, Sundanese and English. Inventor of Bubur Disedot. Nonation DNI
A distant planet called Earth.
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Dec 31, 2019
    Endingnya plot twist x.com/guchato/status…
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Oct 16, 2024
    Admin log on the app and chose violence 💀💀💀
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Mar 11, 2025
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    Divisi Humas Bocor Alus Politik TEMPO
    @BocorAlusPol
    Mar 11, 2025
    BREAKING: Ayah Wapres Filipina Ditangkap Polisi
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Aug 5, 2022
    I found this algorithm really funny wkwkw High School in Jakarta we want vs High School in Jakarta we get
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    @shandya
    Oct 26, 2025
    She uses chopsticks because she has free will, you only use chopsticks because you have shit stains under your finger nails
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    Jonathan Wong
    @WONGthink
    Oct 26, 2025
    She talked a tough game, but in the end, she picked up the chopsticks 🥢
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Mar 7, 2022
    Sayang banget drama ayam geprek ini membayangi berita bahwa emang ada (dua) brand lokal yang diundang untuk berpartisipasi dlm Paris Fashion Week beneran
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Oct 19, 2022
    Indonesians are something else…
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Jan 7, 2025
    Gw malah penasaran penerapan makan siang gratis di sekolah internasional & swasta upper class kayak gimana, there’s no way these parents let their queenshas and kenzos eat 10k rupiah lunch 🤷
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    ayʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ
    @ayangiee
    Jan 6, 2025
    genuinely asking tp kenapa yg di interview perasaan anak anak sd mulu deh, klo yg anak anak sma takut mereka spitting facts krn mereka udh lebih ngerti kah?
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    @shandya
    Apr 1, 2025
    Di Jepang ada resiko megaquake, pemerintahnya bikin proyeksi 30 tahun ke depan. Di Indonesia ada resiko megaquake, sensor tsunaminya dicolong warga, penelitinya dipanggil parcok 😅
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    Mothership
    @MothershipSG
    Apr 1, 2025
    Up to 298,000 deaths & 20m tsunami predicted in potential ‘megaquake’, Japan govt warns bit.ly/3FNUz4V
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Aug 28, 2021
    Replying to @GameSpot
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Oct 24, 2025
    3-5 times a WEEK?????? We eat rice 3 times a DAY so your opinion is 🚮
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    Cernovich
    @Cernovich
    Oct 23, 2025
    My wife is Persian and we eat rice 3-5 times a week. Including the burnt rice. Tadeeg. Nobody is putting their grubby fingers on the rice and licking their fingers. That’s disgusting and everyone knows it.
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    @shandya
    Jun 18, 2024
    Can you guess who will get triggered with this breaking news? Yep, people who don’t even live there 😂😅
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jun 18, 2024
    Thailand is set to become the first Southeast Asian country to legalize same-sex marriage.
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    the elusive sniffer
    @shandya
    Mar 9, 2025
    Baking is science. Cooking is art. Kalau lagi masak sesuatu, gw sering nakar bahannya dikira2 aja atau disubstitute sama apa yang ada, dan hasilnya masih bisa dimakan. Baking, oh tidak seperti itu. 🤣
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    Jennie
    @ohnojennie
    Mar 7, 2025
    Kadang bingung sama orang yang nyari pengganti gula buat baking. Don't hate sugar please. The dose makes the poison. Also, baking is science. Ada alasan kenapa bikin kue pake gula, bukan serbuk atau tetesan stevia.
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    @shandya
    Aug 25, 2024
    Lahan kosong di samping lapangan softball GBK jadi saksi mata kalau anak2 muda Jakarta itu sebenernya menginginkan tempat bersosialisasi outdoor nan terang di malam hari. Ini pun ga tau bisa kayak gini sampai kapan, tau2 ditutup sama satpam kelar deh.
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    Andina Dwifatma
    @andinadwifatma
    Aug 24, 2024
    Salah satu alesan kenapa kita kalo kencan banyakan nge-mall & ngafe adalah kebijakan pemerintah. Padahal harusnya kita bisa nge-date di public space macem taman atau perpus. Romantis dan gratis.
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