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sillygirl2001
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sillygirl2001
@shibawri
- tw//gaslighting, manipulation, emotional abuse, bullying . . . . guys youll never believe what was still in her hand after she apparently “threw” the tennis ball
- aww,, puppy really has to pee?? it really wants to be let out?? yeah,,? you cant hold it any longer,,? poor thing,, you think thats bad,,?~ in 2001 on september 11th I witnessed two airplanes fly directly into the world trade center,
- watching two mutuals break up and slowly solving the mystery behind the events that caused it by reading their private accounts and putting the pieces together like an ARG to determine which oomf you want to keep
- oh? time is “relative”? *starts having sex with it*
- doctors asking me to rate my depression on a scale of 1-10 i tell them i cut myself over not being able to open gatorade bottles
- oh, you "liked" my tweet? i just wrote your name on my pillow and started fucking the shit out of it. im pretty sure if i pinned it against a wall it would stick
- im only asexual til the feet come out
- [honking my horn at the doggirl in front of me on her phone] lights not getting any grayer bud
- drug discourse in the big 2024? buddy that coke zero youre drinking every day is killing you way faster than the coke lines these girls on twitter are railingReaders added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextCocaine kills people faster than Coke Zero Modern sweeteners have been extensively studied, with little evidence that they negatively impact human health, according to the F.D.A. Cocaine causes permanent damage to dopamine receptors, making rehabilitation very difficult americanaddictioncenters.org/blog/long-term… nytimes.com/2019/09/06/hea… ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…
- they call me platform boots cuz you put your feet on me and suddenly you can feel 4.5 inches start to grow down there
- when an older lady says shes proud of you so now you have to spend the next six hours being mentally twelve years old
- *paws at u* heyyy *paws at u* he--[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊] *paws at u* [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊] *paws at u* sstop that d--[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊] *pa-[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇..
- [flirting] hey can i come over and awkwardly turn down any offer of food or hospitality out of guilt despite being visibly uncomfortable even though itd just be easier for the both of us if i said yes to your generosity
