Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work
Lee (Greater)
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Lee (Greater)
@shortmagsmle
COGWAR Secretary
Martha’s Vineyard
Joined June 2023
- Actually, obligatory: Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking untilEvery dollar spent on food stamps creates $1.50 in economic activity. Only the economically illiterate want to cut food stamps.
- Told the girl at McDonald’s my order was wrong and she started doing the Haka
- Incredible how Melania dominates the visual hierarchy. In this photo are the wealthiest and most powerful men on earth and some of the most consequential politicians of the last century—but when some student opens a history book in 500 years and sees this image, they’ll pick outPut it in the Louvre
- lmao this is like a cartoonish level corruption. “Uhh yeah you guys can inspect everywhere except my gift room” “Your WHAT?” “Oh, uh…nothing”Chicago cops block inspectors from ‘Gift Room’ filled with Mayor Brandon Johnson’s ritzy freebies: report trib.al/BOohOoB
- Okay but really — why do we have a political system that lets 58-year-old women scream at an Army Ranger about how he’s a sexist prick for not wanting nursing mothers in rifle platoons in front line combat, something that has been understood since the dawn of time by intuition
- Elon / DOGE need to re-hire the staffer. We can't move forward if the lefty journalists still get to call balls and strikes by doxxing people from deleted social media accounts. The whole point of this is that the Old Way is done.
- GATE kids realizing they’re all Twitter mutuals 30 years later
- I can't believe we're descending into open fascism by stopping our "unlimited free cash being given directly to known foreign criminals" programsBREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order to TERMINATE all taxpayer-funded benefits for illegal aliens
- Also worth pointing out how hilarious it is that everyone was like, "WOW CLEARLY A PROFESSIONAL HIT" and it turned out to be a grad student on mushrooms
- Replying to @wayofftheres“The world is my train room, I’m just letting you play in it”
