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today was more incredible than i ever could have imagined. i love you forever, @eric_capuano 🤍🥹🫶
my heart is exploding with happy ✨
Whitney Champion 🍪🚀 bluesky @whit.zip
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Whitney Champion 🍪🚀 bluesky @whit.zip
@shortxstack
security architect / cofounder @Recon_InfoSec / cofounder @DDI_training / ♥️♥♥ == @eric_capuano, nerdery, rainbows, sweatpants | she/her 🤍🌿🍄🌈🫶
- omg you guys my nerd cred just skyrocketed COMPAQ NOKIA HEADPHONES CD-R SPINDLE EPIC SUBWOOFER PEPSI + CHEEZ-ITS
- toddlers are excellent at brute forcing 10 minutes of attempts: juice mommy juice mommy JUICE mommy i want juice mommy juice mommy juice mommy mommy juuuice mommy i want juice mommy MOMMY JUICE MOMMY MOMMY! JUICE! MOOOOMMY! followed by: JFC OKAY
- I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE INTERNET SWITCH.
- today i am reminded of this never gets old! // Magic. Do not touch.
- i am once again reminded that no matter how much instruction and documentation and guidance you put in front of people THEY WON'T EFFING READ IT
- IP address in TV show started with 828. and now that's all i can see ☹️
- i _love_ working from home, but seasonal depression is one thing that kills me i work at home, work out at home, eat at home, it only escalates some days, the self depreciation is out of control w/out distractions friendly reminder to myself and whoever else needs it: GET OUT
- kids these days will never know the joys of packing up dozens of cables a giant CRT and tower keyboards/mice mountain dew jamming it all into the car just to reassemble it in your buddy's basement for the weekend and being completely worthless for the next 48 hours blissReplying to @shortxstackOh the days of driving to a LAN party with a 21 inch trinitron monitor.
- i've kept personal tweets off of here for a while now, but in a couple weeks, i get to marry this man 🥹 it makes me happy to realize i've lost count of our adventures, and to know there will be so many more i look forward to continuing this journey with you, @eric_capuano 🤍
- 95% of what i follow on twitter is infosec/tech, the rest is space and cute animals. and i gotta say, if you are a man in our industry saying that you support the decision made on friday... you're gonna have a bad time.
