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Grateful Calvin

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Grateful Calvin

@shoveitjack

I aim to misbehave. My tiger is smarter than most people. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam. 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶

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Joined September 2021

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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
May 1
Happy Friday, Twitter! As Vanessa Redgrave once sang, "It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May!" Let's hope our April Meme of the Month finds himself a nice 'date' in the prison shower. I'm honestly scared to think what next month's meme will be...
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Nov 8, 2024
Replying to @libsoftiktok and @FBI
The only thing she's killing is two Family Size buckets of KFC.
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Sep 21, 2024
Replying to @AuforGA
List them. List the rights you had that she doesn’t. We’ll wait…
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Jul 1, 2023
Replying to @MarkRuffalo
Sounds awful sedition-y there, kiddo, to say a co-equal branch of government is illegitimate. It would be a lot easier for you to just say you are throwing a tantrum because you don't like the Constitution.
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Jul 29, 2024
When you can't decide whether to name your 13th cat Chairman Meow or Ruth Bader Ginspurr.
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Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Jul 29, 2024
White liberal women join a zoom call to fawn over Kamala Harris while discussing their white “privilege.” “As white women we need to use our privilege to make positive changes.” 🎥 @watchTENETnow
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Dec 8, 2022
Replying to @SenAdamSchiff and @RepMarkTakano
On Elon Musk's Twitter: You just made every bit of that up. But that's on brand for you, isn't it? Lying is what you do.
Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Jun 17, 2023
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
John W
@txradioguy
Jun 17, 2023
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Feb 14, 2023
Replying to @RepErinHealy
After you delete your account, you should resign. In disgrace.
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Jul 7, 2023
Replying to @yashar
If coke was found in the Trump White House, you'd be in the streets with torches and pitchforks. No one believes you. Not even you.
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Jan 10, 2024
Replying to @genzforchange
San Francisco is at war? I mean, against their own citizens, sure. We all knew that. But against Israel too? That seems unconstitutional.
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Apr 29, 2024
Replying to @DailyMail and @MailOnline
Man, that sucks. Maybe they should have pulled over, huh?
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Oct 20, 2024
Replying to @CalltoActivism
Then why did more people die under Biden than Trump? Did he ignore your (fictional) “plan” too?
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Jan 2, 2024
Replying to @marclamonthill
LOL. You are such a joke. But as long as we're on the topic, maybe they should hire the person who actually WROTE all of Claudine Gay's alleged "scholarship."
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
Oct 15, 2022
Replying to @JesseKellyDC
My one and only @MattWalshBlog meme. 🤣🤣🤣