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maeve ⋆
@shutupmaeve
pure of heart dumb of ass // she/her// 25
Joined August 2014
- when the weather starts getting nice but the only outfits you look good in are all black
- me coming back to the party after i just threw up in the bathroom
- job interviewer: so it says here you have experience with business what business are you in? me: i'm in the business of misery let's take it from the top she's got a body like an hour glass it's ticking like a clock
- me: my music taste has evolved since i was younger i listen to much better music now *playlist from middle school comes on* me:
00:00 - miley cyrus: you're vain, your games, you're insecure, you love me, you like her, you make me laugh, you make me cry i don’t know which side to buy me: 😡🤘🏻 miley: and the 7th thing I hate the most that you do me: 🤨🤘🏻 miley: you make me love you me: 😧🤘🏻
- did it hurt? when you rewatched your videos from the concert and heard yourself singing
- national anthem - old as shit - written by a racist - way fuckin overplayed - not catchy at all baby shark song - fucking slaps - catchy as hell - is currently raising the next generation better than their own parents - doo doo doo doo doo
- band on stage: TEAR THIS SHIT UP I WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR me:
- bikini bottom i want to see you open up this fucking pitThis Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- me in 5th grade when the teacher chose me to recalibrate the smartboard
