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Simon Laurence Doyle
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Simon Laurence Doyle
@simondoyle87
I write and occasionally doctor. Powered by caffeine and Simpsons GIFs. Personal opinions, blah blah blah. Also genAI sucks.
England, United Kingdom
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Dec 31, 2025
    Nice way to end the year - finding out my medical-inspired psychological #horror 'The Mare' has ended up on @barnstormmedia Short List. Next year I'm finding this guy a home and writing his sequel 😈
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
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    Apr 21, 2025
    My personal favourite was being reported to the ward manager for eating toast in an office on the ward. The apparent issue was that patients could see me eating. The reason? Our office, despite our multiple objections, had no door...
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    Dr Haseena Wazir
    @DrHWazir
    Apr 19, 2025
    Overworked, underpaid, and subjected to unnecessary hostility. An NHS doctor was prevented from accessing the ward kitchen for a simple glass of tap water. It’s no surprise so many doctors are leaving for countries where they’re valued, respected, and treated with basic dignity.
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Jul 9, 2022
    Replying to @austinfishernz
    Is there any way about formally complaining about this? I refuse to allow this behaviour to be considered acceptable from government officials.
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Jul 15, 2023
    Replying to @jessdoe2000 and @MHA_92_
    Unnecessary and inflammatory take. This highlights the lack of respect afforded to FY1s and how those who haven't done the role have no idea what it entails. Hope you enjoyed stirring the pot from your anonymous account though - courageous and ultimately really beneficial 👍
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Jun 25, 2024
    Replying to @kinevel13
    Congratulations on the most ridiculous internet take I've seen for a long time. I hope you're doing something positive vocationally that even comes close to being a doctor. (Being a Twitter troll doesn't count, btw)
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Nov 1, 2023
    Replying to @Singuy8888 @ray4tesla and 2 others
    I don't mean to be rude, but why do you say 'we put people on CPAP'? Your job role, undeniably important, has literally nothing to do with decision-making regarding ventilation.
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Jan 1, 2023
    Criminal knew he may one day get arrested. Huh. Genius.
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @RichardLadd_1 and @MartinSLewis
    Comes to the comments, isn't disappointed
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Jul 22, 2024
    I wasn't prepared for how hard revising for exams at 36 with two kids would be. Today I found out (on my second go!) I passed PACES. So much patience from my wife, so much help from hospital consultants (thanks so much, @gopi_doc!) Excuse me while I go cry 🙂
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Sep 27, 2023
    Replying to @LozzaFox and @SadiqKhan
    Genuinely unbelievable how you try to make everything about yourself, even tragedies. Disgrace.
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Dec 13, 2024
    Will @gmcuk change their name since by their own admission, PAs don't study medicine? Or are we just all cool with the new nomenclature despite the recent and unprecedented changes?
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Jun 9, 2025
    Replying to @deedeejacq71 and @RpsAgainstTrump
    Journalists have no business reporting live on current events?
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Dec 27, 2024
    Just curious - how many resident doctors 'get called a couple of times a night' and spend their on-calls sleeping? It terrifies me that in this day and age, and with all the information out there, this is still what some people believe
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    Steve
    @Britinfloridaus
    Dec 26, 2024
    Replying to @implausibleblog and @wesstreeting
    Why nit tell the full story or did the briefing note not give that. A doctor is paid to be on call and might get called a couple of times during the night. He or she is more Likely to be asleep during part of their shift. PAs do not work overnight shifts.
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    Simon Laurence Doyle
    @simondoyle87
    Nov 10, 2024
    Replying to @Feiryred @patiller and @ClaudetteGGibs1
    Do you think this is helpful? Hell, I basically agree with you, but do you seriously think the way you worded your message will impact positively on someone to help them make a different decision?
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