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π—„π–Ίπ—„π—π—ˆπ—“π–Ί
@simphiweyinkoc_
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Johannesburg, South Africa
Born July 6
Joined January 2025
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Feb 3
    How do you say β€œdid I stutter?” in corporate language
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Nov 12, 2025
    Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.
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    Sep 25, 2025
    Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Aug 5, 2025
    β€œBack then, marriage used to last.” Yeah, because your grandma couldn’t open a bank account or file for divorce without a man. She had no rights and nowhere to go.
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    Nov 14, 2025
    Baby no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Sep 12, 2025
    Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Oct 1, 2025
    Heard a therapist say, "People who need therapy don't come to us, their victims do," and that took my head off.
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Jul 9, 2025
    It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Jul 10, 2025
    The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize.., Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Jul 22, 2025
    My brother told me I was β€œweird” for saying I was gonna tell every girl that wants to date him to run. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ—£οΈSIR YOU HAVE 6 KIDS 4 BABYMOMS.
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    π—„π–Ίπ—„π—π—ˆπ—“π–Ί
    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Oct 20, 2025
    They weren't lying when they said you wake up one day and just don't care anymore. No warning, no dramatic shift, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Oct 30, 2025
    Dating good men who created their own peace aint for lil girls… breathe wrong u gone 😭
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Aug 11, 2025
    Replying to @MayMayspeaks
    Not washing your hands when you get home from wherever
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    @simphiweyinkoc_
    Oct 24, 2025
    I’m always in a rush to get back home so I can do absolutely nothing in peace. 😌 -introvertοΏΌ
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