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- This is quite literally happening right now under republican leadershipWhen you vote Democrat, you’re voting for this.
- I dumped my gf in 8th grade and by the end of the day she was dating someone else. Yesterday she married him. A little much to get my attention don’t you think? Move on, babe.
- Tell me you’ve never spent the night with a woman without telling me
- My unemployed friend called me and asked if I wanted to come over and play wii bowling at 8:31 AM. No job will ever be more satisfying than what he’s got going on.
- Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.
- original four loko is BACK babyHear me out
- Fiona's first sleepover at Shrek's swampthis was attempted murder
00:00 - That girl I had sex with that one time in 2019 got married this morning. I’m gonna be sick.
- When the bartender hands me my 16th ice cold miller lite at 11:45am
