Alan Woke 🪬🍉 (@skorpiomag) / X

Alan Woke 🪬🍉

91.7K posts

Alan Woke 🪬🍉

@skorpiomag

play alan wake 2 || he/him

NO TERFS NO FASCISTS 🆓🇵🇸

Joined August 2015

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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Sep 15, 2024
new 📌 since i'm prone to cluttering up my media tab haha. artwork will be linked in replies 🥃 tumblr: skorpiomag.tumblr.com 📷 insta: instagram.com/skorpio_mag 👾 twitch: twitch.tv/vegaintl 🎬 letterboxd: letterboxd.com/vegaintl
skorpiomag.tumblr.com
i love you alive girl
i draw stuff! @skorpiomag on twitter. follows back from rapiersquadron!
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Oct 30, 2024
do they seriously not teach kids in the uk about the transatlantic slave trade. the british helped FOUND it
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Britian did not found the transatlantic slave trade. First European nations to transport slaves to American colonies were the Portuguese and Spanish, starting early 1500s. Netherlands in 1590s, France and England in 1640s, and Denmark in 1660s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_…
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Nov 12, 2025
she goes to ISRAEL for her sex change!!!!!!
Amelia™
@RealiaAmelia
Nov 12, 2025
emilia perez was so funny. we made a movie about a mexican trans woman. is it good? no. do trans people like it? also no. do mexicans? even less. well at least it’s platforming a trans actress. oops she’s hitler.
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Apr 6, 2023
ryan gosling did not scream like a little girl in the nice guys for you all to be suggesting the most bland netflix actors as a replacement for ken purely because forehead wrinkles scare you. get serious
elle s. dee
@jkyhcbll
Apr 5, 2023
idk man ryan gosling as ken isnt giving what they thought it was. im genuinely terrified wtf is this?!??
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Oct 13, 2023
a lot of discussion i’ve seen talking about like, “how could people who survived the holocaust turn around and do this to others” reminds me of how during a talk about his book MAUS, art spiegelman said re:israel, “suffering doesn’t make people good, it just makes them suffer”
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Aug 3, 2025
the fact they can promise you a sedan and then just randomly “upgrade” you to an suv when you show up to pick up the car is insane
Alan Cole
@AlanMCole
Aug 3, 2025
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Aug 11, 2024
this is like the most normal response you can possibly give and i’m seeing ppl call her some kind of freak for this
merzie 🌱 IZZY DAY
@theheckmouth
Aug 10, 2024
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Oct 2, 2023
drawing from my file margins
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Feb 23, 2023
vtubers that are just white westerners hiding their racial identity behind a kawaii anime icon while doing baby voice as grown ass adults are a social plague dude
Twitch Clips
@ClippedTwitch
Feb 22, 2023
Silvervale returns to stream Hogwarts - "I will not be bullied by a bunch of Twitter freaks with nothing better to do with their goddamn lives"
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Jul 22, 2025
won’t even lie i was kinda convinced ozzy osbourne was gonna live forever
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Apr 17, 2025
at what point will people just drop their harry potter and related properties related hyperfixations like i am begging at this point dude the marauders cannot be that good
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Sep 13, 2023
man knowing what i do about how his character designer was specifically referencing black queer/gnc punk rockers the decision to seemingly remove all of his makeup does not sit right with me
MCU - The Direct
@MCU_Direct
Sep 9, 2023
ICYMI: #AcrossTheSpiderVerse's home release has slightly altered Spider-Punk's design during the canon event explanation scene! Photos & details: thedirect.com/article/spider…
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Feb 20, 2025
ekko is so funny for being like “ewww gross i can’t believe silco and vander got back together. anyway time to go back to my regular timeline where my evil wife who hates me and tries to blow me up every time she sees me is waiting”
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉
@skorpiomag
Oct 27, 2023
how are you supposed to be expected to work when every time you look at your phone you see people crying out one last time before a media blackout swallows their voices whole
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