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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
Cohen is a ghost
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Cohen is a ghost
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- well, she's not named taylor slow
- it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine
- chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that
- saw an article that was like "big butts aren't hot anymore" and that is absolutely not a decision you get to make on my behalf
- guy at the grocery store told me they'd been trying to move these forever. they tried just giving them away with purchases but customers were "dropping them in the parking lot"
00:12@MrBeast trying to keep the shelves stocked with @Feastables Meanwhile… me grabbing every box I can. 🤣📦 They’re so good 🤤 - rich people literally do not know how to talk to humansYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- in dragonball super bulma has a worldwide team on standby to find and gather the dragonballs the INSTANT they become active again because they're too dangerous to leave out in the wild. she uses the yearly wish to give herself minor cosmetic edits to stay looking young. king shitOne of Toiryama's most ingenious writing decisions has to be making the smartest person on earth not some stereotypical stuffed-shirt male scientist, but rather a bratty, vain, boy-crazy teenage girl.
- I can't believe I made it into a university textbook before everyone I went to grad school withYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- your "throne" was "born of lies?" what the the hell does that mean? maybe you wouldn't mix your metaphors so badly if you actually read a fuckin book for onceYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat
- dave bautista in his littlest glasses yetgun to your head, pick an american to play doctor who. and no you can’t say sydney sweeney. and no you can’t pull the trigger.
