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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Mar 7, 2023
    Replying to @RishiSunak
    Disgusting bastard. You and the rest of the fucking toilet roll are not long for the flush. Fuck off
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Mar 8, 2023
    If you think that people trying to escape whatever hell they’re in by coming to this country in boats, infringes on your welfare then you’re a cunt. I don’t care what Class you are from. Fuckin grow up and hold to ransom those you’ve vote for. They are the true fucking thieves
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Apr 9, 2020
    Sexy racists in your area want to talk to you now!
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Apr 7, 2019
    We’ve had a report of a female fan being groped in the crowd last night. Touching anyone without their consent is not acceptable no matter how you dress it up. If you think groping women is acceptable don’t bother buying a ticket, we don’t want your money & you’re not welcome.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Mar 21, 2020
    No disrespect here but we don’t need a @jamieoliver ‘when you’ve got fuck all’ cooking show. He isn’t close to this experience I don’t care what he can muster up. Man’s minted. This should of gone to @BootstrapCook clearly. This isn’t just about recipes. It’s about understanding
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Jul 4, 2020
    I know it’s hard in a lot of areas cos Wetherspoons have bought up most public houses, but if ya can, avoid the shitholes. He hates you more than the toffs do. I spent a lot of money in his fucking places. Knowing what I know now, fuck that.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Jun 23, 2020
    No gyms but you can fuckin share a rolled up twenty in a pub toilet talking conspiracy theories with flat earth Dave round the corner cos he knows more than MI5, surprisingly.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Mar 7, 2021
    Replying to @MrWinMarshall and @MrAndyNgo
    You are minted, you thick cunt. Step outside of ya bloodline for two minutes and use your fuckin loaf.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Jun 5, 2022
    Brexit is fuckin useless lads. Reverse. What did we tell you. It’s a chocolate fireguard. A nonce’s bedtime story. Stop it.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Jan 4, 2020
    Really surprised people thought Johnson was anything other than a useless cunt.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Dec 11, 2019
    Vote tactically. Get rid of the cunts.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Dec 4, 2019
    Vote Labour for Corbyn. Get these Billy Bunting scabs out. They hate you.
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    Oct 20, 2022
    Mumford and sons moshpit
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    Jolyon Rubinstein
    @JolyonRubs
    Oct 20, 2022
    Caption this
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    Sleaford Mods
    @sleafordmods
    May 13, 2020
    Johnson is fucking useless. You useless, shielded, spoilt clueless fuckin cunt.

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