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@slurplebrained
Giving you the bird
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    Mar 6, 2023
    Rehashing an old thread. What does SLURPLE BRAINED mean?
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    Oct 10, 2025
    I met Hasan Piker once. He offered me a scoop of ice cream, but when I reached out to take it, he took it away and started doing tricks with the ice cream and a long rod. He kept offering it, then faking out. I never got my ice cream. Do not trust this man
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    Sep 23, 2024
    Replying to @OmegaInfinitum
    I bet this feels good as fuck for the rebar tho
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    Sep 25, 2024
    "America is more divided now than ever!" Not even close
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    Jan 29, 2024
    These maps were the most interesting things I found today
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    May 29, 2023
    We’re on levels of LinkedIn posting beyond your wildest imagination
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    Jul 14, 2023
    Still thinking about this
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    Sep 12, 2023
    The purpose of art is to elicit an emotional response in the viewer
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    Dec 13, 2023
    Toy Story is a classist tale that “punches down,” portraying Sid (rough childhood, definitely getting molested) as innately evil for his creative treatment of inanimate objects. Andy, meanwhile, is lauded for forming cherished memories around consumer brands
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    Mar 4, 2024
    Tears streaming down my face, pointing a loaded shotgun at my devoted wife of twenty years “DO IT! PROVE YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE IMPLANT! SAY THE N WORD!” She stares at me blankly. “I’m sorry, I cannot complete that request”
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    Sep 5, 2025
    Replying to @nedsore
    Someone already did one of them
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    Mar 8, 2024
    Replying to @slurplebrained
    Incredible things are happening on these streets
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    Jun 15, 2024
    “Well, what even IS a twink!? That used to mean something, y’know. It was an established male archetype. But you look at this twinks now, and it’s like, bloody hell! Thirty-six year old men! Steroid users! Actual fathers!”
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    Aug 20, 2023
    Replying to @ThanksThoth
    Me normally vs. me in the DMs at 1 AM
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    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @exitValhalla
    Yet again,
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