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happy with how my segment in the teleport newsletter turned out, curated by @albicodes
basically I've hooked up monitors to my online habits... The life worth living is worth examining
Andrew Miller
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Andrew Miller
@socrates1024
interim manager @ teleport computer 🛡️ dstack integrations 🏫 shaperotator.xyz
- My grandma was really patient when I set her laptop up with Ubuntu, got her crossword puzzles working and everything. Next time I visited she just had a whole new laptop w/ windows and never brought it up again but I wasnt wearing the sweater she bought me so guess we're squareavg SF techie: “i use mac cause it’s easier, linux is scary” grandma: “so i’m using the debian 12 version of linux and this is how you use FFMPEG”
00:00 - We evaluated TEE-based blockchain Secret Network to see if it was susceptible to AepicLeak, and ended up finding the master decryption key for the whole network. Read more and see a testnet demo at sgx.failOur survey of SGX attacks is out! Come learn about how SGX fails in real life. Check out our website sgx.fail including attacks on @SecretNetwork and @CyberLink PowerDVD.
- #InternetOfThings is when your toaster mines bitcoins to pay off its gambling debts to the fridge
- Replying to @basculeholy cow.... tell me this is a metadata trick or something...
- vitalik quietly made 2 blog posts about how TEE can be a part of the eth roadmap, but afaict no one is talking about this - TEEs as mostly-untrusted multiprover for scaling L2 ethereum-magicians.org/t/a-simple-l2-… - TEEs for privacy in RPCs ethereum-magicians.org/t/a-maximally-…
- I've been approved for tenure and promotion to associate professor! Celebrating with this sick boardslide
00:00 - Life Hack: If you drop something like your cell phone or a dish, try to catch it with your foot. Doesn't have to be perfect, just slow its fall and dissipate a bit of energy before it lands. With a bit of practice you can reduce your broken phone rate by up to 40%
- If you die on the blockchain you die in real life
- The best part of the bible is the DRM metadata included at the end
- The Cycles whitepaper shows how to use TEE+ZK to build a permissionless credit clearing application using private graph computation. The TEE is for privacy of the shared state (balnces of unpaid invoices) while ZK is for integrity and account privacyBitcoin: a peer-to-peer electronic cash system. Cycles: a peer-to-peer electronic clearing system. Introducing the Cycles whitepaper 🧵
GIF - Replying to @roshanpateIive been intermittently fasting in between meals
