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Juan
@socraticjuan
“Being critical is always something positive, because you're pointing out things that need improvement.” - Johan Cruijff
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Aug 27, 2019
    20 years of age.
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    Juan
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    Dec 17, 2015
    Donald Trump saw a boy who was lost in New York and didn't tell anyone. Is this a man we can trust as President?
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Jan 8, 2020
    Certain people on this app were trying to say Trent is more creative than this man 🤣
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Apr 14, 2021
    The Ballon d’Or Bruno is competing for btw
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    Zoba
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    Apr 13, 2021
    With Lewandowski out of the UCL, Mbappe is the only main threat to Bruno Fernandes' Balon d'or.
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    Juan
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    Dec 18, 2022
    Scaloni is every Messi fan in the world today
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    Franklin Leonard
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    Franklin Leonard
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Jul 7, 2021
    Emiliano to Yerry Mina before saving his PK: “You’re nervous, eh? I can tell you’re nervous” “I know where you’re going to shoot.” “Watch and see how I’m gonna eat you up.”x.com/ElEmperador81/…
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Jul 17, 2024
    They say 2-0 is the most dangerous lead in football.
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    GOAL
    @goal
    Jun 10, 2019
    Ronaldo 2️⃣-0️⃣ Messi 🐐 Cartoon by @omomani 🎨
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Sep 6, 2023
    Another hilarious take. Back in 2018, Messi won the Golden Shoe, had 77 G/A in 54 games, went unbeaten in La Liga, and won the Spanish double. Messi finished 5th in the Ballon d’Or and Modric won it because of a “7 game tournament.” It’s only “not fair” when it’s Messi… 🤷‍♂️
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    Martien 🇳🇱
    @MartienBall
    Sep 5, 2023
    Are they serious? 🤯 If Messi wins the Ballon d’Or it means that there is no difference between playing in the #1 ranked league and playing in a farmers league. Just to clarify it, the Uber League is closer in rankings to Eredivise and the Brazilian Serie A than it is to the
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    May 5, 2016
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    @realDonaldTrump Hispanics don't like you.
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Dec 23, 2017
    Seeing Vermaelen’s children react to seeing their dad on TV in the XI for El Clasico is probably the most heartwarming thing you’ll see today x.com/FCBW_A7/status…
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Dec 26, 2019
    MARCELO AND ALVES DIDNT HAVE THE CREATIVITY OF TRENT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Daniel Storey
    @danielstorey85
    Dec 26, 2019
    Replying to @JamesTylerESPN
    Maybe Marcelo and Alves, but even they didn't have this creativity.
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Jul 4, 2025
    Replying to @playboixcarson
    People weren’t voting for who they liked. With this season, they were just voting for who they least hated in that exact moment 😂
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    May 26, 2018
    Many times, you get so caught up in the memes and jokes, you forget these players are humans. It takes a lot of courage to take responsibility like this & ask for the forgiveness of your supporters. I wish Karius the strength to be able to bounce back psychologically from this.
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    Juan
    @socraticjuan
    Jan 26, 2025
    “Valencia bend over for Barcelona” Barcelona goals against Valencia this season - 9 Barcelona goals against Madrid this season - 9
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    Brizzle 🐺 🇬🇭 🇫🇷
    @BrizzleRMCF
    Jan 26, 2025
    See how Valencia bend over for Barcelona to whipe their filthy asss but they will play like their lives depends on it and will like to sl@ughter Vinicius when it’s against Real Madrid. I will celebrate their relegation like a UCL trophy
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