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tech bro obsessed with "storytelling" but hasn't read a book in the last 5 years
alli
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alli
@sonofalli
Joined November 2021
- it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands
- consulting is so funny because why would you ask a 21 year old for advice
- my bf’s friend group (26 year olds) got drunk and retook the SATs
- my friend just found out 1 year into a relationship that her therapist is her boyfriend’s mom
- there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth
- balding men panicking about the markets… my guy you’re worried about the wrong recession
- babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”
- the traffic will be so bad during the 2028 LA olympics y’all might as well start driving now
- babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”
- lost another friend today to half marathon training
- help he keeps referring to our wedding as “a merger”
