Me: may I have an apple slice please.
Barista: Do you want to eat it?
Me: well I don’t want to shove it up me hole do I 🙂
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Barista: I said Do you want it Heated.
I asked this cute couple if I could park here (CamdenSt) and they said ‘yeah we live around here its fine’ and I said ‘ok if anything happens to my car I’ll hunt you down haha’ we all had a good chuckle.
Twitter, we need to find a tall blondish man and his handsome companion.
You’re correct Shane. It took me hours to come up with and write this tweet. This is the pinnacle of my imaginative powers. How did you see through it?? You must be so smart, make sure you don’t accidentally shove any apple slices up your hole 💜
For the confused among you: yes this happened. It was a lighthearted exchange, I laughed, the barista laughed, everyone was grand, the world continued to turn.
@DhotyaShield there’s quite a few of your boys here
Also this is an Apple slice
Ever wonder why some of us had body image/ eating issues when the 00’s had entire movie franchises where a character this size was constantly berated for being overweight, fat, chubby, plump etc