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alisa
@squirtstain
"DAZZLING! PLAYFULLY PROFOUND! HOT, FAST, AND POST HUMAN!"
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Nov 23, 2025
    i asked my friends if i should add some flowers or something to the bunny drawing but they advised against it
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Feb 9, 2025
    disappointed in kanye’s porn tastes very pedestrian insists upon itself
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Apr 11, 2025
    how does someone even begin to fix this situation
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    Bill Coyne
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    Apr 11, 2025
    There’s a kid who has only trained one trap for most of a year and it’s one of the most autistic things I’ve ever seen
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Feb 19, 2025
    the worst part about driving is turning left. there’s too much going on and i get so scared
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Feb 28, 2025
    uncrop his hairline coward
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    jess | #1 chibs lover
    @eddiebrccks
    Feb 27, 2025
    jesus fucking christ
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Mar 4, 2024
    went scrounging through Weibo in search of rare wojaks and found something beautiful instead
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Dec 7, 2023
    i’m crying my little brother (atheist) keeps complaining about getting peer pressured into regularly attending jesus club (i don’t even know if i can call it peer pressure tho like 😭)
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Jan 14, 2024
    can i come over and make stomach noises
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Feb 13, 2024
    i was crazy and i was not free
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Aug 26, 2024
    she seems very unintelligent
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Aug 26, 2024
    Charli xcx tells New York Magazine that lying is “so brat”: “Lying is so fun, so brat. Who made this rule that you have to be truthful and honest in the press as an artist? The press is just a tool.”
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Feb 10, 2024
    the most beautiful women on earth are locked away in their homes like rapunzel
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Jul 18, 2024
    my 15 year old brother keeps pestering me to buy him specifically *tulips* from the flower shop which is completely out of character. i said yes but only if he explained his sudden interest in tulips, he refused and declared that he would bike there himself. can anyone explain
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Aug 19, 2024
    gave her a middle part and she got upset
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    alisa
    @squirtstain
    Jul 27, 2023
    i still cant believe she was 9 months pregnant in this
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