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Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat
I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    May 5, 2023
    i am the last living celebrity
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Mar 18, 2022
    Hit me up if you are slobbing out and giving up
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Nov 22, 2024
    this is incredibly explicitly sacrilegious lol
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    New York Post
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    Nov 20, 2024
    This church has an AI Jesus for confessions: ‘It gave me so much advice’ trib.al/MEhmHpT
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Sep 14, 2024
    I would give up access to Ai forever for like a hot dog
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Sep 2, 2023
    if you're going to dress like this you need to make music that is a little more interesting than something that plays while shopping at Walgreens
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    Pop Crave
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    Sep 1, 2023
    Doja Cat in new photo for #Demons.
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Feb 25, 2022
    has anyone tried imagining all the people
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Dec 7, 2024
    you know Bruce Wayne could have just said fucking hi to Alfred at the coffee shop at the end of the Dark Knight Rises the man raised you as a son
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Nov 18, 2024
    Still a marvel almost 90 years later and they only had to torture and almost kill everyone on set to make it happen
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    Cinema Gems
    @CINEMAGEMS
    Nov 17, 2024
    The Wizard of Oz (1939)
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Mar 4, 2023
    This looks like it was taken yesterday
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    Vintage Los Angeles
    @alisonmartino
    Mar 4, 2023
    Alfred Hitchcock and Frankenstein on the tram at Universal Studios Hollywood in 1972
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Oct 2, 2025
    there's not enough shows that shove a bunch of unrelated celebrities together in a panel format
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    Media Updates
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    Oct 2, 2025
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Aug 27, 2024
    Jim Carrey should keep announcing his retirement and then unretiring just to do another Sonic film
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Aug 27, 2024
    First look at Jim Carrey as Gerald Robotnik in ‘SONIC 3’
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Feb 17, 2024
    you can just like film it's ok
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    Mr. Thank You
    @c0mmunicants
    Feb 16, 2024
    *taking notes*
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Jan 9, 2025
    Still hilarious that the author of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas included a recipe from The Legend of Zelda in another of his "historical" fiction novels because he couldn't be bothered to do more research than a cursory Google search for red dye recipes
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    Ray
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    Jan 9, 2025
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    Jane Altoids
    @staticbluebat
    Jan 25, 2025
    I didn't realize how hard his life was until I read his Wikipedia page a couple nights ago.
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    jimmy falun gong
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