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Matt The Steak Blake
@steakbakeblake
Ryman premier golden boot winner. shoulda, coulda, woulda been a pro if it wasn’t for greed! . tiktok.com/@mattsteakblak…
Next to my golden boot
Joined May 2011
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Aug 6, 2021
    Just to clarify.. I don’t think Im the best striker in suffolk.. I absolutely fucking know I’m the best striker in suffolk. Until somebody score 43 goals step3/higher I am.. Then when a striker does! I will deliver the diamond encrusted crown.. In this heap of shit of a Astra
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Aug 8, 2022
    After a long deliberation..
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Apr 8, 2023
    Absolutely sensational!!! Spoons with the match ball 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Up the Guinness 😆😆😆😆 Best Striker In Suffolk/Norfolk and all surrounding areas!!! 🥩🥩🥩
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Sep 1, 2023
    Right, no jokes, no banter! Last night was the biggest disgrace I have ever witnessed as my time as a player.. I have had to endure a constant bombardment of backstabbing, ruthless behaviour since meeting the manager on my return to norwich united, a lot has gone on and
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Jul 6, 2023
    It’s the 10pm News !!!! 🚨 One thing I will say is you fans were lovely, top people! On to the next chapter!!
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Jun 21, 2023
    Do you Dereham town fans want me to sign?
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Nov 28, 2023
    My lawyer has literally just made me cry in front of the whole panel….. You ready!!! NOT GUILTY!!!
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Jan 11, 2025
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Sep 6, 2023
    Just had a bang on the door. Felt uneasy as the night drawing in.. There’s a threat on my life so I approach with caution.. as I swing the door open I feel ready to confront whatever in battle! I swing that door open and get ready for war!! And.. It was my mum with a
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Apr 16, 2022
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Nov 17, 2022
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Apr 22, 2023
    Naa you forwards ain’t got it in ya!! You’ve presented me with another year of shit talking! I mean the stats don’t lie! I’m the fucking best to glide over this county’s turf!! Until next year…. Tada 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Mar 18, 2023
    Ima ask all you vegetarians a quick question!!! DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE FUCKING WOODS?? Best Striker in…. Leicestershire!!! 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
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    Dereham Town
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    Mar 18, 2023
    A double on his debut for 🥩 bake Blake... Big three points on the road! #WeAreDereham ⚫️⚪️
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    Jul 30, 2022
    Sometimes you gotta stick ya fingers up to the vegetarians.. Don’t think I’ve blanked on first game of season.. EVER! 9 men 3-3.. scored 2 £200 per goal.. Life is good.. Up the wanderers!
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    Matt The Steak Blake
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    May 8, 2019
    What a bloody night!! Well done team!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🏆
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