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Bobby Witt III
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Bobby Witt III
@stevehasmotion
D2 yes man | avid touch tunes user | john lackey’s son | cam dicker meat rider | ex misser | busch lite enthusiast | Korn enjoyer
Alaska, USA
Joined January 2024
- crazy stadium pulse. absolute rocket just hopped in the middle seat (proof). may or may not be of age. no idea how to go about this. help a bobby out
- sister and her boyfriend got home from dinner as i was basting my steak. parents are out of town. she said they were gonna be downstairs watching a movie. i said id be down in a minute. they both laughed. hope they picked a good one, bobby loves a good film. #LANK
- would drag my ballsack through miles of glass shards just to hear her fart thru a walkie talkie.
- a family of 12 loud arabs in ninja costumes cut me in line for plane. got to front and heard the attendant say “you are boarding group 8, we are on 3” and sent em packin. felt like winning the superbowl
- Buddy keeping his lady in check. Textbook move here.
- Replying to @rooosterxgot a double jack coke she followed with an apple juice. asked if she didnt feel like drinking today, got met with a confused stare. dont really now how to recover from here
- surround yourself with likeminded people. buddy over here with an insanely deep bag pull, thought id share
