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CAL DECIDED TO TAKE OVER MY STRAWPAGE, BEWARE HIS WRATH.
KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS
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KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS
@strawpagekarkat
@notyourStrider ♥️♠️♦️
DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM ME.
ADULT MUTANT TROLL.
16+ CONTENT.
ive definitely done this before
Replying to @strawpagekarkatDAVE STATUS REPORT: THE PARANOIA IS SETTING THE FUCK IN ALREADY.- WHY IS IT CUTE. FUCK.
Two of them - SORRY FOR THE DELAY, DUDE. EVERYONE IN LINE AHEAD OF ME KEPT ASKING FOR A HALLOWEEN DISCOUNT. THEY WEREN'T EVEN OFFERING ONE!
Replying to @strawpagekarkatwell im not out of my wits enough to deny that - I HEARD IT WAS POCKY DAY. ANY EXCUSE TO CONSUME HUMAN SUGAR IS A GOOD ONE!
- EVERYBODY FUCK OFF! AND BY FUCK OFF, I MEAN FUCK RIGHT BACK OVER HERE AND SEND ME YOUR ASININE QUESTIONS!
- EVERYONE SAW THIS, RIGHT?insufferable queers on my tl..
- ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE.
