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Hello! I’m Michelle Strowhiro, an employment lawyer based in Southern California. Today, I’m thrilled to announce the launch of my boutique employment law firm: @strowhirolaw.
Michelle Strowhiro
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Michelle Strowhiro
@strowhiro
Employment Attorney @strowhirolaw | AWI-CH | #teenylaw | mom | #penfluencer, crocheter, & golfer | views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
- IN SPRINGFIELD THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS THEY’RE EATING THE CATS THEY’RE EATING THEY’RE EATING THE PETS
- Anecdotal evidence collected over the last 2 hours suggests that cleaning this toaster oven tray is impossible
- The DNC surprise guest exists in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
- There are two types of people in this world — those who see this & think “trash” & those who think “banana bread” — & they marry each other.
- Every workplace harassment training for years to come is doomed to start with a Coldplay lyric
- Replying to @RobertFreundLawCounterpoint: they also don't come with bites taken out of them
- You know it’s a lawyer when the crying is in tenths of an hour
- Waiting in line to order a dozen donuts Me to me: *don’t say whatever makes sense. don’t say whatever makes sense. don’t say whatever makes sense.*
- Replying to @strowhiroResults were perfectly balanced, as all things should be
- Confession: I don't get the push to "return to office" & end remote work. If a job can be done well remotely, let people be remote. It's more efficient & inclusive. Someone isn't performing well? The answer is individual performance management, not forcing everyone to RTW.
- Replying to @strowhiroThe Internet suggests that some sort of baking soda & water paste would work on this & I laughed out loud at the suggestion This pan will require, at the very least, chemicals that will burn the skin
- Oh my god we’re even measuring our self-care in tenths of an hourAnalysis: Lawyers are spending only 5.6 hours per week on self-care, and the number drops for women & senior associates, a recent @BLaw survey found. Read more for tips on how to prioritize self-care this summer. blawgo.com/tJVhoXh
- Replying to @strowhiroThe bad news: I have to clean my toaster oven now. The angry pan went scorched-earth. No surface untouched. Everything is baking soda.
