“I can make my fake girlfriend laugh”
i suffer from bird blindness
27.9K posts
i suffer from bird blindness
@stunt_clock
existing to forget everything when death finds me
Joined May 2022
- Replying to @BrentColmanI have seen about 15 of these tweets today and every time I chuckle but this one…this one made me laugh.
- You. Are. So. Smart. Like. The smartest. Not. Like. Elon. Musk. But. Pretty. Smart.
- Replying to @NickowadaEdits and @NotRealmsThanos was having lobbies working together to kill him 😂😂😂😂
- Replying to @xhuskiii“Do you want to f*ck me, Eddie?” -venom
- Replying to @NikkiKinns and @TheWapplehouseSo you were salty and expected to be paid? (This is a very funny joke)
- Replying to @MeganBitchellOk but the idea of an infants brain inside a 30 year old woman and all the men taking advantage of her was ick.
- Replying to @Heated_tv and @IanFloridainLooks like a false start due to the ref running in signaling a false start.
- Replying to @AcynPeople who say “impordant” irritate me. HOW HARD IS IT TO ANNUNCIATE A T???
- Replying to @Squirrelmob75 and @DiscussingFilmDude is anti Nazi and you think that ruined his career 😂😂😂😂
- Replying to @MattPostSaysHiIf he’s not introduced with an epic avengers orchestra musical overlay we riot.
- Replying to @TheAndrewNadeauSo excited for Kong V Reacher V Godzilla
