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Substance God
@substancegod
Heir to the Mongol Empire ๐ŸŽ The anti David Goggins ๐Ÿ™ˆ Part time racist ๐Ÿฅณ Kappa Delta Ambassador ๐Ÿ’š
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Joined November 2023
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Mar 7, 2025
    $25 ticket for parking in front of my own house? Yeah Iโ€™ve been waiting for this one
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Mar 7, 2025
    Replying to @Clayton_Blackk
    They only accept them if theyโ€™re in rolls, trust me. Love the way you think though clay
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Oct 14, 2024
    Spread eagle pre lecture. This guy knows ball
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Feb 10, 2025
    Boring ah Super Bowl
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Dec 20, 2024
    Enjoying one with the guys
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Apr 4, 2025
    Hope all you poor people got to Nola safe
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Feb 15, 2025
    My foes are fucked now
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Jan 12, 2025
    First Sunday back. Costas in bed type of hungover
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Jul 4, 2025
    Coming back just to remind yall Congress fucking sucks.
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Jun 29, 2024
    You like that white boy?
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Apr 5, 2025
    Just got doxxed. It was a good run. Love you boys. See ya
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Jul 15, 2024
    Substance God takes on Corporate American (been here for 2 hours and havenโ€™t figured out how to connect to the monitor)
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Feb 6, 2025
    There needs to be more Citadel hate on this app
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    Substance God
    @substancegod
    Apr 5, 2025
    Not even my daddyโ€™s money either. Roommates plane
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