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Scotty Stevenson
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Scotty Stevenson
@sumostevenson
SPARK Sport
Aotearoa New Zealand
sparksport.co.nz
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Mar 21, 2020
    I’m just going to say this once: if you are out having brunch or lunch or a coffee date and breezily going about normal life, in spite of EVERY SINGLE WARNING not to, you’re a complete fucktard. Sorry. I know this sucks badly. Please try harder.
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Jan 19, 2021
    “Wait til we get you to the Gabba.”
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Dec 17, 2019
    Maria Folau: 150 tests Two CG gold medals Four Fast5/Fastnet titles One World Championship 15 years at the top of the sport. If that was an All Black’s representative achievements, would he be judged by his partner’s actions? Nope.
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Mar 15, 2019
    Things to share on social media right now: Love. Support. Reassurance.
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Jul 22, 2019
    New Zealand doesn’t ‘punch above its weight’ when it comes to sporting success. A handful of people simply show the rest of us what is possible when you work damn hard: you get what you work for. #endthiscliche
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Dec 27, 2018
    We’ve achieved so much, New Zealand, but merging in traffic is still beyond our collective comprehension.
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Oct 20, 2019
    The Japanese fans are currently giving a masterclass in accepting defeat with grace and humility. Naturally. It is an honour to be in the stadium watching this moment. Real tears. Real respect. Genuine pride. #rwc2019 #JPNvRSA
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Mar 23, 2020
    My friend, the Hon. Peeni Henare, has used a phrase recently in Te Reo Māori, New Zealand’s indigenous language. Noho Tawhiti (sit at a distance) Tū Kotahi (stand as one) And once again, Te Reo has proved itself perfect for our, and any, time.
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Apr 11, 2019
    To be honest, aren’t we all kinda glad he didn’t include masturbators, too? I’ll show myself out. #Folau
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Jun 1, 2019
    Every year, for the last four years, Suva has provided the only Regular season Full House in Super Rugby. Every year, the SANZAAR administrators find another reason to keep the Pacific out of Super Rugby. Ah well. One day. #CHIvCRU
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Jul 1, 2019
    Just when you think Women’s Rugby is getting some due credit, this bag of crap: THREAD WARNING
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Nov 7, 2020
    The amount of people calling these cards ‘soft’ who would never have the ability to play pro rugby for a living... It’s okay for referees to protect people’s livelihoods/brains while still letting superior athletes entertain you, sitting on your ass, drinking beers.
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    May 18, 2018
    Took 12 years but finally got a ball in the head. Typical Barrett accuracy. And you’re welcome. #HURvRED
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    Scotty Stevenson
    @sumostevenson
    Jul 11, 2020
    Let’s just agree that was a fucking great game of footy. #CRUvBLU

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