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Keara Sullivan
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Keara Sullivan
@superkeara
standup comedian, darling writer, woman about town
Brooklyn, NY
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Sep 11, 2024
    I had to stop watching Phineas and Ferb as a kid bc I rly wanted Candace to catch them and finally be vindicated and she’d get SO close every time that it was starting to drive me insane. I was 8 yrs old muttering stuff like “they can’t keep getting away with it…”
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Sep 26, 2024
    Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Apr 21, 2025
    Just rewatched High School Musical 1, 2, & 3 and I am convinced that Kenny Ortega was directing those dance sequences with a loaded gun in his hand. I’ve never seen people move like that. Those actors were dancing for their LIVES!
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Aug 4, 2025
    Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Jul 19, 2024
    Joe on the white house lawn rn
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    The Spectator Index
    @spectatorindex
    Jul 18, 2024
    BREAKING: CNN reports that President Biden is in the 'contemplative stage' regarding his political future
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Feb 4, 2025
    A lifelong hater raising her cup to toast a fellow lifelong hater… just beautiful there are tears in my eyes
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    Cinesque
    @cinesquetv
    Feb 3, 2025
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Mar 1, 2025
    You do start to appreciate why the Catholic Church’s stance for most of history was “you idiots are NOT allowed to form your own opinions”
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    BABUSHKA ENJOYER
    @SeloSlav
    Feb 26, 2025
    Apparently, one of Michelle Trachtenberg's favorite foods was spinach and cheese pasta. Very high in vitamin A. She died of liver disease
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Mar 4, 2025
    Bisexual women are starting to talk about Ireland the same way white straight dudes talk about Japan
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Mar 8, 2024
    A perfect joke that they somehow made even funnier in the movie like the clap at the end takes me out every time hats off to the filmmakers for this one
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    @lumonheiress
    Mar 8, 2024
    happy women’s day
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Mar 11, 2024
    Cillian Murphy winning the Oscar as the royal family rapidly declines in numbers, territory, relevance, public favor, hair? This is the Irish revenge my granny promised that I would see in my lifetime…
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Jun 17, 2024
    I assumed that checking the “Keep me signed in on this device” box on the login page would result in ur website actually keeping me signed in on this device but I guess I’m the fucking idiot here huh I guess I’m just a fool
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Nov 9, 2025
    So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Jul 4, 2025
    When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace
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    Keara Sullivan
    @superkeara
    Jan 15, 2025
    My friend Joey during my last relationship which lasted only 6 months long
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