you sound ungrateful as fuck
friend is going through a break up and picked me up to “do something fun” then took me out to get milk and cookies. he’s 36
sunshine baby
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- i would rather die 1 million of the world’s most all-time painful deaths than to have even the tiniest inkling that my bitch is about to go fuck an archaeologist in her dino panties
- Replying to @sweetiddiesi swear people do not know how to have fun if alcohol isn’t involved and that is very sad for y’all. milk & cookies sounds thrilling
- Replying to @sweetiddies“babe, will you pick out my panties for my date?” ummm how about a double hom*cide how about that
- Replying to @sweetiddiesfor those of you telling me to read past a face value tweet:unfortunately i’m not into investigative journalism, this is what i have on the matter
- oh she need the undies w the trowels and the pickaxes on em
- did you guys know i’m 31 days sober todaydo not mind me i am photosythesizing
