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jake
@switfc
World’s most successful punter
Joined March 2019
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    jake
    @switfc
    Jul 10, 2024
    Tell you what we’re lucky Sky Sports weren’t around in WW2. They’d have leaked Churchill’s D-Day plans
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    Sky Sports Football
    @SkyFootball
    Jul 10, 2024
    What Jordan Pickford's water bottle might look like ahead of England's semi-final clash with the Netherlands tonight 👀
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    jake
    @switfc
    Apr 7, 2024
    The press are proper glory hunters for this bloke, only covering him when he's just finished. Where were these lot on a warm Tuesday night in Zambia like the rest of us Twitter nerds?
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    BBC Sport
    @BBCSport
    Apr 7, 2024
    The Hardest Geezer. The most incredible achievement. 💪 Russ Cook has finally finished his epic challenge, running the length of Africa - the equivalent of 385 marathons - in 352 days. Simply sensational. 🏃‍♂️
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    jake
    @switfc
    Aug 21, 2024
    Why is he wearing an MK dons shirt
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    Tate McRae Tour & Updates
    @t8mcraetours
    Aug 21, 2024
    📷 | Tate McRae and her boyfriend The Kid Laroi spotted in New York!
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    jake
    @switfc
    Nov 5, 2024
    Replying to @RealPollydore and @IncogBasil
    Are you mentally ok?
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    jake
    @switfc
    Nov 20, 2023
    Replying to @jacksalter96
    Trying to keep quiet when Aboubakar scored that ridiculous lob, good times
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    jake
    @switfc
    Apr 7, 2024
    Replying to @alex39296360
    Fuck sake. Bottled it.
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    jake
    @switfc
    May 19, 2024
    Replying to @__beyondbroke and @iamkrwyn
    Talent gets sucked out of them when they go from vibes Brazilian dribbling football to 4-2-3-1 pressing and field tilt football
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    jake
    @switfc
    Mar 16, 2024
    Imagine being a defender who’s had to deal with Kieffer Moore and Nathan Broadhead for 70 minutes. Then you see this
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    jake
    @switfc
    Jul 10, 2024
    Replying to @cutieekarinaa
    Cheers for that love.
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    jake
    @switfc
    Apr 7, 2024
    Replying to @kt_a7x
    Armed Robbery (a) was special
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    jake
    @switfc
    Jul 21, 2023
    Replying to @tspencer322 and @zerochills
    Guessing the weight of a 14 year old is a bit weird
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    jake
    @switfc
    Feb 25, 2025
    Wing Go FC of Hong Kong have literally nabbed our badge 🤣🤣
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    jake
    @switfc
    Jul 1, 2024
    Replying to @greengirlbella_
    Imagine dropping “I get nervous when i talk to pretty girls” and then it goes out to the internet to 1.9 million viewers and counting. Poor bloke
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    jake
    @switfc
    May 24, 2025
    Kieffer Moore refused to have a photo with me outside Revs on 4th May last season cause he was 'going home' and I saw him in Revs again four hours later. Karma
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