Tari Eason is somewhere in an alternate universe being the greatest goalie that ever lived. In a sport where they will appreciate his historically large hands. 🙌🏾 😏⚽️ @FIFAWorldCup
He said “Mom I told ‘em I’m on Bron. I knew he wanted the rack. I know his whole bag. There’s NOTHING he can’t do. I’ve been defending him in my mind since I was 3” Y’all, this was the greatest moment of my sons life. And it’s not even close.
He’d not only start on the Warriors, but he’d be their 2’nd best player. Averaging 30 minutes. You unathletic mfs better pick on your own moms. Tell them to bring your pizza rolls and a drink downstairs you look thirsty. You talk about hoop. I birthed a hooper.
When my son scores 3 it’s funny tho. Who else scored 3 once against us? The greatest shooter in history? That’s what I heard. I could be wrong though. My son wasn’t born to score 3’s he was born to stop mfs from it. AND THAT MF DO HIS JOB! Yall better fuck with somebody else Mom.
I don’t think you guys are understanding that it kind of looks like a small child human hand from far away is what I believe; They are saying these guys are evolving to try to accomplish that as the lure. Nobody is trying to save a goddamn damn crocodile from drowning.🧐
I’m old. Is having a pic on @statmuse how we know a hooper? @statmuse find a good pic then and remind Smiley who leads the league in most consecutive steals per game and only played 25 games this season. No need for name calling Smiley. Life’s good my boy! 💜📈
You wonder why he’s an elite shooter? Man licked his fingers to rub his knee cause it’s round. That’s how much he shoots basketballs. That’s a Tick. His muscle memory is shooting. If basketball was college, he would’ve graduated MIT magna cum laude.
I’ve wondered for years if elite shooters like Kevin Durant even see or notice defenders when they take jump shots or if they only see the basket.
I asked KD about that after the game
“Sometimes when I lose focus I look at my defender and look for a split second back at the