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Tez
@tezilyas
Lancastrian w/ terrible takes. TOUR TICKETS👇🏽
Blackburn, England
Born April 8
Joined August 2009
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    Tez Things I Hate About You. My brand new 42-date(!) nationwide tour is NOW ON SALE! Coming to a town near you this Sept-Nov. Can’t wait to see y’all on the road 🫡 Link in bio 🥳
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    It’s like a reverse Key & Peele 😅 x.com/WOODHEAP/statu…
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    Stick up for her brother-in-law and his wife?
    Kate Middleton arrives at nursery to serve kids breakfast... Is there anything she can't do?
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    It’s just a massive coincidence that people who have a problem with Stormzy, also have a problem with Meghan Markle, Raheem Sterling, Diane Abbott, Sadia Khan, visibly Muslim women, David Lammy and Gina Miller. MaSsIvE cOiNcIdEnCe
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    Every terrorist attack since 7/7 has happened under a Conservative Government.
    Only Boris Johnson and the Conservatives can be trusted to keep Britain safe. #VoteConservative
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    Going to another country, not learning the language, not embracing the local culture and sticking to your own traditions, is actually the most British thing you can do.
    "They are coming from abroad, they are not learning the language, they're not embracing British values." Suella Braverman says there are "many towns and cities" in the UK where integration hasn't worked. trib.al/YKanzN3 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACUNTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
    Absolutely disgusting service at Schiphol airport. 55 minutes we have been stood in the immigration queue. This isn’t the Brexit I voted for.
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    Starmer really said: If you don’t scale your genocide back to… let’s say… normal acceptable apartheid… then we’ll recognise your victims right to exist. How about that? Bro… What??
    BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has announced the UK will recognise Palestine as a state by the United Nations meeting in September, unless Israel agrees to a ceasefire. Read more: trib.al/JH8C4Tj 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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    Marcus Rashford’s Shadow Cabinet is on fire.
    You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.
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    An Islamic seminary watching Kane’s penalty 😍 This is Southgate’s #ENG x.com/Hasanpatel/sta…
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    Btw, in all of the Houthi / Yemeni action in the Red Sea over the last few months, not a single life was lost. Bear that in mind. Not one.
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    If Israel is bombing Lebanon, then the ceasefire hasn’t held has it??? Or is the ceasefire only broken if the other side retaliates???
    Israeli strikes hit southern Lebanon, but tense ceasefire holds apnews.com/article/lebano…
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    And the crush deepens.
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    Ashleigh Stewart
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    Right… what mosque are we bricking tonight?