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Keaton Weiss
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Keaton Weiss
@thatkeaton
Joined February 2023
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Nov 4, 2025
    It’s terribly tragic that Cheney didn’t live to see Mamdani win
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Nov 12, 2025
    24 years after 9/11 and we’re letting Zionists fly planes around Manhattan again
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    Combat Antisemitism Movement
    @CombatASemitism
    Nov 11, 2025
    Mamdani, we have a message for you.
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Mar 18, 2025
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Oct 27, 2025
    Fun fact: Bill de Blasio froze rent three times and New York City did not collapse and burn.
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    Matt Walsh
    @MattWalshBlog
    Oct 27, 2025
    New York City is going to collapse and burn, and all of these people will deserve everything that happens to them
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Oct 31, 2025
    When your audience are all virgins but you still give them parenting advice:
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    Keaton Weiss
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    Nov 6, 2025
    This might actually be the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard.
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    Shadow of Ezra
    @ShadowofEzra
    Nov 5, 2025
    Patrick Bet-David says he wants to host a comedic roast of Benjamin Netanyahu to “normalize” him and let everyone joke about him. He claims the roast would make Netanyahu appear more human and help Israel seem like any other country. The International Criminal Court currently
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Nov 12, 2025
    the problem with capitalism is that eventually you run out of other people’s children to traffic
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Feb 27, 2025
    It’s beginning to look a lot like Donald Trump fucked a 12-year-old
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Jul 22, 2025
    The left has found it’s Joe Rogan
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Oct 17, 2025
    In historic first, Jewish group complains about getting their money back
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    AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱
    @AIPAC
    Oct 16, 2025
    Rep. @sethmoulton is abandoning his friends to grab a headline, capitulating to the extremes rather than standing on conviction. His statement comes after years of him repeatedly asking for our endorsement and is a clear message to AIPAC members in Massachusetts, and millions of
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Nov 12, 2025
    I feel like an anti-pedophile party would do very well right now
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Nov 15, 2025
    Says the guy who cheated on his wife with Bill Clinton
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Jul 31, 2025
    Pro-Palestine accounts have to screenshot this tweet cuz Ritchie Torres blocked all of us two years ago for opposing this genocide. Can someone pass the word along to this piece of shit that there’s no redemption for him and that he should just keep his filthy bitch mouth shut?
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    Keaton Weiss
    @thatkeaton
    Mar 14, 2025
    Happy 10th anniversary to my wife Amanda, who’s too psychologically healthy for this app🎉
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