The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout (@the

The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout

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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout

@the_elastico

Chelsea, Strasbourg, and Brazilian U23 Scouting, Data & Tactics | Unbiased lover of all beautiful ⚽️ | Jogo Bonito 🇧🇷

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Joined February 2011

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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Jul 30, 2023
Seeing a bit of a narrative forming that Andrey Santos is “just a 6”. Yes that’s where he’s been playing for at Chelsea in pre-season, mostly by necessity as he’s the best one to fulfill that role in the squad currently. But let’s be clear he is a dynamic, box to box midfielder
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Jun 21, 2024
This David Luiz celebration after scoring a 94th minute winner at the ripe old age of 37 to send Flamengo top of the table. The things you love to see.
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
May 18, 2025
How come so few players can do this today while grandpa R10 can still pull it off?
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Jul 27, 2023
Newcastle signed a 23 year old Italian CM for €70m. Chelsea signed a 19 year old Italian CM for €15m(+€5m). In 2-3 years, the Chelsea CM will be worth a hell of a lot more.
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Sep 17, 2024
Mbappe reacting to Neymar. Don’t let revisionists twist the story.
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Aug 18, 2025
Leave the man alone he’s trying to sell Sterling and Nkunku
Rob 🅼
@Im_RobM
Aug 17, 2025
Todd Boehly's wife telling him to get off his phone because he is on the telly 🙃
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Aug 20, 2024
Thiago Silva’s first goal after returning to Fluminense 🤩
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Jul 13, 2025
The fact a loanee still loves the club shows how special Chelsea truly is.
Saúl
@saulniguez
Jul 13, 2025
A magic final! Congrats, my Blues, Club World Champions! 💙 🏆
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Oct 2, 2024
John Duran has 6 goals in 9 games (from only one start). Samu Omorodion has 5 goals in 5 games (three starts). But a bunch of accounts were calling the Chelsea sporting directors all sorts of names for targeting “no name” strikers.
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Oct 30, 2025
He’s 18 years old. He’s started 6 games so far. It’s October and he has already scored in the Premier League, Champions League, and League Cup. I repeat, he’s 18 years old.
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC
Oct 29, 2025
Talent. ✨ #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Aug 14, 2023
I don’t think we’ve ever seen such a massive squad overhaul before. The amount of both big arrivals as well as big departures is absolutely epic in proportion. No sentimentality, no second guessing. Ice cold determination. All whilst navigating FFP by clever accounting
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Jul 15, 2025
🎙️João Pedro: “When Watford was relegated I had the option of going on loan. But I wanted to stay, my goal was the Premier League, so I decided to do what the players do here. The Championship is very difficult. If a young player wants to do well in England they tend to play
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Jul 15, 2025
Fun fact Chelsea fans will love: João Pedro and Thiago Silva are friends off the field, and Pedro has the same doctor and nutritionist Silva does. Details from Pedro 👇
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The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
@the_elastico
Apr 25, 2024
Major respect. He waited until there was nothing left to play for at Chelsea this season, playing through pain right through the end. Get well soon hermano.
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalk
Apr 25, 2024
🚨 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández has decided to undergo surgery today for an inguinal hernia due to severe pain. He will be out for a month, aiming to recover in time to travel with the Argentine National Team to the Copa America. @HernanSCastillo 🚑🇦🇷
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