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Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
@TheAuthorGuy
Satire is my business. 10x NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels.
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- Oh don't shit all over the royal wedding. It's fancy, there are pretty outfits, a mixed-race American woman is about to become a Duchess by marrying a lovely ginger prince. Our country is being run by a malevolent yeast infection, fancy and lovely is a nice break. Just chill.
- My wife was fired from her job tonight after having gone out of town for two months, with permission, to take care of her brother who was dying, and died, of a brain tumor. So things are fun around here. Thank you. We'll be fine. But it was a dick move on their part.
- Nancy Pelosi unwrapping a Slim Jim with her teeth and eating it while on the phone handling the insurrection is the most bad-ass multitasking I've ever seen.
- If you wanted to blow a $1.5 Trillion hole in the debt you could have built bridges, roads, railroads, schools, airports & power grids that would have created a gargantuan fuckload of JOBS, manufacturing & real economic growth.But a corporate tax cut & a wild-ass guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- The White Dudes call making a great point. White Dudes who don't speak up, are letting the white dudes from the MAGA Cult speak for them. MAGA think they own white dudes. Disabuse those motherfuckers of that notion.
- According to Daniel Dale, Trump lied 33 times. Kamala lied 1. Moderators fact checked Trump 3 times. Checked her 1. Trump spoke 39 times. She spoke 23. It wasn't the moderators. He lost this on his own.
- The Library of Congress is a repository library, meaning that EVERY book and many other journals and publications published in the U.S. are put there. EVERY BOOK! She didn't SELECT them, you ignorant, racist twats.OUTRAGEOUS: Dr. Carla Hayden, who was both the first African American and the first woman to serve as the Librarian of Congress, was fired yesterday without explanation by Trump. This was Karoline Leavitt's racist and disgusting response today. Horrible.
00:00 - You are okay. If you are disturbed, upset, disoriented, angry or anxious about what is going on in this country, there is nothing wrong with you. These are the proper responses of a decent, thoughtful person. Horrible people are very loud and self-assured right now. You are okay.
- Night before last, my wife (23 years together) told me that at 14 she was raped by a classmate while another classmate looked on. She named names, gave details. This was the first time she had told anyone because she felt ashamed and did not want to disappoint her family. 1/3
- My non-gun savy friends. You want "A ban on all center-fire, semi-automatic rifles with a magazine capacity of over 6. No pistol with a magazine over 10. Exchange program for high cap mags for a year." This will bypass the "but what is an assault weapon, really?" argument.
- Joe Lieberman was the single vote that kept the ACA from having a public option, which would have reshaped health care availability and pricing. Fuck that guy.
- Andrea Mitchell interviewing James Carville about Biden's age seems like irony personified.
