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DudeSellsThings
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DudeSellsThings
@thedudeman217
e-commerce. digital marketing. stock market. dad life
buymeacoffee.com/Dudeman217
Joined June 2022
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    @thedudeman217
    Aug 21, 2025
    I need a coffee today please buymeacoffee.com/Dudeman217
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    @thedudeman217
    May 8, 2025
    Replying to @Acyn
    Comedian first, businessman second
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    @thedudeman217
    May 12, 2025
    Replying to @daintysloth
    Right. $12 an hour. OOooo a fucking burrito per hour
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    @thedudeman217
    May 17, 2025
    Replying to @fleetwoodmaxpng
    1 in 2,000,000 woman are interested in someone with 33 pet snakes
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    @thedudeman217
    Jul 23, 2025
    Replying to @MarketWatch
    Realistically you maybe have 60-100 healthy months left. So about 37k-60k a month to live off. Seems risky
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    @thedudeman217
    Aug 21, 2025
    Replying to @boneGPT
    Wow. Weekend plans right here
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    @thedudeman217
    Sep 30, 2024
    Replying to @DonMiami3 and @MacroEdgeRes
    IMO wages simply aren’t keeping up with inflation. Work your ass off all day for $20 an hour, for what? How many fucking hours do you need to put in to even have a hint of being able to save for a down payment on a house. The math isn’t mathing
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    @thedudeman217
    Sep 13, 2024
    What are these people up to. I used to see them on my feed against my will daily
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    @thedudeman217
    Oct 3, 2024
    Replying to @Alanaaaae_
    100k is still a big chunk of her networth. Shaq worth 500 mil. He won’t take it anyways
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    @thedudeman217
    May 13, 2025
    Replying to @cuntboyyaoi and @daintysloth
    Correct. Actually, you can’t even afford the burrito after paying rent 🥴
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    @thedudeman217
    Mar 22, 2025
    Replying to @desusnice
    You’re going to have to wake up at 3:50AM if you want that 10,000 bro
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    @thedudeman217
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @atdanwhite
    2 weeks no diahrehea? Haven’t seen that since 2005
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    @thedudeman217
    Aug 20, 2025
    Replying to @unusual_whales
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    @thedudeman217
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @FoolOfD and @NEETWorldOrder
    Must have delusions of grandeur to continue on
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